Some drunk guy had sex with a snowman. I don't even know how that's possible, but this UK man got drunk enough to give a neighborhood snowman an extra carrot...
Habitual drunkard Kenneth Guillespie, 64, was found half-naked and screaming in agony next to the remains of the five-foot snow sculpture. And when he arrived for treatment at North Central infirmary in Blackburn, shocked medics found the booze-soaked layabout was suffering from FROSBITE of the JOHNSON. Someone At the hospitalsaid that “Ken’s a regular visitor to A&E. Normally it’s just bumps and scrapes – or someone has giving him an ass whoopin’ .
“Occasionally he’ll get trapped in something or get an object wedged up him. But this is the most bizarre mishap yet.”
Needless to say, the neighbors are pissed. They've threatened to hurt the drunk if he ever comes back.
This story originated from the British version of Weekly World News, so it's mostly likely fake. I want to believe, tho.