UPDATE: Which local news coverage had the best/worst Pig on Parkway recap?

KDKA and WTAE went ALL IN with bad jokes/puns and wacky angles. WPXI pro it like pros

KDKA

WTAE

According To Trisha Pittman at WPXI .. The Pig is Safe! State Police said he ran off of the parkway and back up the hill.

No clue how or why, but Wednesday morning.....LOOSE PIG ON THE PARKWAY!!!!!

Photo via @clp228 on Twitter

Here is another pic of the PIG

AND....another...showing how bad a loose pig can really shut down traffic...

Also, here's our coverage of the "Pig on the Parkway" mess