Helicopter Cat. The internet can pretty much just end now. This is the peak.
"When his beloved cat Orville was hit and killed by a car recently, Bart Jansen of the Netherlands did what you or I would have done — he had him stuffed, attached propellers to all four paws and made him into a helicopter. The cat, which was named after Orville Wright of the Wright brothers, is currently on display at the Kunstrai art festival in Amsterdam. But not before terrorizing local mice in a series of test flights. His new name? Orvillecopter. “After a period of mourning he received his propellers posthumously,” Jansen said. The Orvillecopter currently struggles to fly steadily, a problem Jansen has promised to fix. “He will receive more powerful engines and larger props for his birthday. So this hopping will soon change into steady flight." NBC Sports.com