Meet Zoanette. Hot mess. She sang the National Anthem. 

Get down!

And then...Anastacia sings Toni Braxton...it's a trainwreck. She says that a voice told her to audition, it got into her heart and soul and kept repeating 'Idol, American Idol'

Steven Tyler showed up to American Idol auditions in Oklahoma City.....dressed as a woman. 

He did NOT make it to Hollywood but does make a damnn good cross dresser since he basically looks like an elderly woman anyway.