Michigan police got a 911 call about a man in a car sitting in a public park "Sucking On A D--do"
Police located the 67yr old man in a silver Ford Fusion.
They approaced the car to see a flesh colored "toy" on the passenger seat. Police asked the man what he was doing and he admitted that he was “sucking on the d--do.” And then told Police, “I’m sorry I have a problem with sex toys”.
He was arrested for disorderly conduct in a public park and booked into the Trenton jail on the misdemeanor charge.
Sadly the toy was confiscated