Those damn dirty dolphins! Rule one: Never turn your back on them...

Apparently the young girl is very fond of dolphins, but not fond of following the rules. SeaWorld officials say the young girl held up a small paper tray full of feeder fish (something you're not supposed to do) and the dolphin went for it, arm and all.

The young girl was not seriously injured and was concerned for the dolphin's health after it ate the paper tray containing the feeder fish.

I'd be scarred for life after almost having my ar bitten off by a fish smarter than me.