This story is great. Former 'Dazed And Confused' star Jason London crapped himself in the back seat of a cop car Sunday morning ... minutes after being punched in the face in a bar fight ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ.
When officers arrived to the scene ... they found Jason nursing a swollen eye. Cops spoke to a bouncer who told them Jason had been inside the club, walked by him and sneezed on him. The bouncer asked for an apology, and Jason allegedly punched him in the face.
40-year-old Jason was thrown out of the bar kicking and screaming and in the process he was beaten up. Cops and paramedics showed up and an aggressive/drunk London was eventually arrested
On his way to the police station ... Jason uttered a homophobic slur to the cops ... saying, "Guess what fa**ot? I f***ing love this. I f***ing own you guys so hard. I'm rich and I'm a motherf***ing famous actor! F***ing look me up, bitch."
Jason continued ... "It smells like s**t in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea." According to the police report, Jason then leaned to the left and crapped in his pants. Jason then said, "I told you I'm happy as s**t."
In case you don't remember Jason image: popstar.com