After heavy backlash from the public about this BULLS**T weather and the fact that Spring is not here yet, Punxsatawney Phil penned an apology to the American people...
"To whom it may concern,
As many of you know, be it those living in Ohio or the Northeast, this winter has been longer than...expected. We all anticipated a nice, early spring. Believe me, I was excited for it as well. Planned many picnics, bought my new Spring clothes. Then came the first day of Spring. It was cold in most parts but hey, Spring can be crisp. And then the worse day of my life came, the second day of Spring: snow set in. Now weeks later, as cold has not given up its hold on so much of the United States, I have received countless death threats, even been spit upon in the Supermarket. It hurts but I know I have to groundhog up and admit it: I messed up. OK. I said it, I messed up and I am so very, regretfully sorry..."