This is hilarious. Mom's account of the Matrix... er something. 3 million views in 2 days, not bad.

Good start to the playoffs for the team. No Sid? No problem!

UPDATE: "Kris Kross" rapper Chris Kellyhad been using a combination of cocaine and heroin the night before his death, this according to the police report obtained by TMZ.

Chris Kelly aka Mac Daddy, one half of the rap duo Kriss Kross, died Wednesday at an Atlanta hospital after being found unresponsive in his home... (Chris Kelly pictured below on the left)

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Investigator Betty Honey of the Fulton County Medical Examiner's office said the 34-year-old Kelley was pronounced dead around 5 p.m. Wednesday at the south campus of the Atlanta Medical Center. No cause of death has been concluded as an autopsy has not yet been performed.

The duo shot to stardom after the hit "Jump" reached #1 on the Billboard chart and stayed there for eight weeks...

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Thanks to the brother @PSAMP (Pittsburgh Sports And Mini Ponies) for the audio and story on this one. China Jack has a new toast for the playoffs!!!

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My friends:

With only a few games left in the season I thought it as good a time as any to once again lift a glass with my all my favorite Yinzers out there.

It’s China Jack coming to you again from China where the beer still isn’t as cheap as the Flyer’s hits.

With Shero wheeling and dealing at the trade deadline the Penguins proved to be the place to be as they signed Morrow and nabbed Iginla from under the Bruins noses. This depth has gone a long way as the, forgive me, “March of the Penguins” made short order of their opponents allowing the Penguins to clinch the conference.

It is now time for the Penguins to maintain their intensity as they once again try to hoist Lord Stanley. If they can keep playing at this high of intensity when Crosby, Orpik, and others return to the line we will hopefully be calling them “Emperor Penguins” as they reign supreme over the rest of the NHL.

So let us lift our Iron Cities, our Qingdao beer, and toast the Penguins to help them on their way through the playoffs.

Let’s go Pens! Cheers!

HEAR THE TOAST HERE!

Here's Jack's toast from the start of the season

And you might remember his most famous toast of all...

LETS GO PENS!

Z Man is crazy. Het totally missed the pool...

Just some beach-front mansion, NBD. The property sits along the ocean in Westerly, Rhode Island. The mansion boasts five bedrooms, 700 feet of waterfront and more than 11,000 square feet of living space sitting on five acres.  And Taylor paid $17 million in cash for it!

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Not bad! She also talked the owners down from their $20 million asking price! Taylor Swift is 23 years old. Let that sink in.