I've officially seen it all. God bless the internet

SQUEEEEE I'M A TEEN GIRL OMG OMG OMG. TEAM EDWARD, NO, TEAM JACOB!!! EDWARD, JACOB, EDWARD, JACOB...NO DISASSEMBLE, JOHNNY 5 IS ALIVE!!! ^#&^%^%&^%$#$#@&^%&%*$%$#@$&^&^%&%$#@#@&^%&^%

Here's a 10 second clip of the Twilight Eclipse trailer. The full 90 second trailer comes out tomorrow. Kristen Stewart's wig looks AWFUL!!!

Jimmy Fallon and Chelsea Handler did a martini race last night on Jimmy's show, which resulted in Jimmy taking a spill and cutting his hand on glass. OUCH!!! Next time, use plastic.

A pack of razors will run you what, $3.99? You have an Oscar now Mo'Nique...maybe it's time to shave the stems

No Twitter...No Facebook...NOTHING! AKA they don't want any of these girls to make a peep in fear that it may ruin the case/

Ben Roethlisberger's accuser may have dropped out of school, but her sorority is closing ranks -- The group's leaders issued sorority-wide marching orders ... including a mass Facebook takedown.
Sources at Georgia College & State University -- where the accuser was enrolled before the alleged incident -- tell us the accuser's sorority sisters have been ordered to take down each of their Facebook and Twitter accounts and refrain from wearing any clothing with the sorority letters until further notice.
We're told three members of the sorority's national office visited the campus sorority house to check in on the situation -- and may return later this week.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0hmf4AXGl

And the accuser's side has made a statement:

"She has been, and will be, available to the authorities to assist them in the criminal investigation. While the matter is under investigation, we ask you to respect her privacy, keep her name out of the press and allow the family space and time to heal."

AHHHHH NO :( I feel like a piece of my childhood just died with Corey Haim. SAD!!!

Actor Corey Haim died this morning of an apparent overdose according to LAPD. He was 38.
Police tell us they were called to St. Joseph's hospital in Burbank, CA shortly before 4AM PT to investigate.
Haim shot to fame in the 80s -- when he co-starred in a number of films, including "The Lost Boys," with Corey Feldman.
Haim reportedly suffered a drug-induced stroke in 2001 and was rushed to the UCLA Medical Center.
Haim also reportedly was in and out of rehab 15 times, but cleaned up in 2004 after moving to Toronto.

http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/10/corey-haim-drug-od-overdose-died/

Last night the Pens got all hunky in their tuxes to raise money for Cystic Fibrosis and the Mario Lemieux foundation for their annual Skates and Plates event. Here's Pomp interviewing Sidney on KDKA last night. Sid gives an update as well on his missing Olympics gear:

All of the player's autographed aprons are up for auction as well. Go here to bid:

http://auction.nhl.com/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/User?id=pitNHL&wl=12717464&type=L

And go here for more video from WPXI:

http://www.wpxi.com/video/22795241/index.html

And here for pictures:

http://penguins.nhl.com/club/gallerylanding.htm?id=14483&navid=DL|PIT|home