Chris Brown hopped on the microphone at a club in Hollywood early Thursday morning & started going off about how to talk to a woman.

Chris says:

"Every guy in this building has said one thing to their female ... If you're not an insecure n----, and you let her have fun with her friends, I applaud you. But you gotta say that one thing to her, and I made this s--t up.  Don't make me have to tell you again, that that's my p---y baby! It is mine, baby, babe, mine. So you better not give it away!"

Brown continued by telling the men in the crowd to heed his advice and make sure their "b---hes" know who's boss.

"So every person in this motherf----- building, if you got a bad b---h you better say that to her. Cause she might f--k another n----."